By the chemical brothers Leyton Sport Online

"Give me the ball or I will cry"

Ben 'the tempremental latin winger' Daniels today ask the Leyton County FC for a break from his hectic football schedule.   

Recently the have been reports of serious moods swings coupled with heavy drinking and smoking and visits to a chingford massage parlour.

The propriator of the health spa, madame cracklick said "He likes the sort of relief we provide here but the use of donkeys is something not even we would consider as help for depression".  

A spokesman for the club insisted there was no crisis with the wayward winger and he fit and ready for Davenant on Saturday.