Player Profiles
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Richard Two Bounce, Sicknote Taylor Cultured Brazilian Centre Half known for his amazing skill at making even the easiest of clearances a chore
Leon Headless Chicken Dordoy he kicked me ref
Chris The Clock White Dynamic forward starting to get back to his best after a year out through injury. Hasn’t quite moved onto GMT yet though.
Simon Rat Boy Elliot Gnome like sweeper with the pace of a cheetah, ferocious tackling of a lion and mouth of a little mouthy tosser.
Vic Backpass Goring Pacy wingback amazed the opposition with his riverdance routines and his tactical 40yard backpasses
Alan Dibber wanna be Allison Versatile midfielder and defender, famous for slapping an opponent like a girl and then surprised when sent off. A worthy 27pounds fine
John You’re a c**t ref Andrew Captain Marvel managed to poach a few goals when he wasn’t attending weddings, christenings, barmitzvahs or shopping
Dave .com Andrew Versatile creative talent now moved into the centre half role - although opponents are not allowed to tackle him and vice versa
Marcus The Cat Warner Full blooded midfielder and GK equally at home saving penalties as giving them away
Ben I don't wanna pass Daniels Ingenious but tempremantal Latin winger that operated best in a one man team formation. Known to be the culprit behind the infamous crop circles
Greg Paperboy Obeney Lightning paced winger established a place in the team even though he is only 12
Mark Crutches Greenhaugh Promising young talent sadly missed through injury. Could still perform better with crutches than his replacement Warner
Colin Turn up at 5 to 3 Davies Furher and leader of the Davies youth
Nick Martin Fowler Hawkins Skillful utility player that sadly left the team due to Albert Square commitments
Scott Fat Arse Thorne Fatter by the day artistic "winger" in the buster bloodvessel mould…….
Dibber Ronaldo Riley What can be said that already hasn't
Steve Rhino Rivers Fullback still living off the memories of the wonder goal 4 years ago, shame he hasn't got the skill and pace of 4 years ago as well.
John rather hairy back Ellis Sorry Lads!!! enough said
George Moody bastard Costi Winger in the giggs mould, only he is not welsh and not pacy
Mark Salas Phillips Spurs fan occasionally, who used to prove that long curly black hair should stay in South America
Alex Neanderthal Gittens Only Goalkeeper we could find who would play behind john and Dave Andrew
Simon You are sooooo dead! Braggins An aging keeper who now resides in France and his only friend is the pizza delivery guy!
